Funny Jokes : What is the difference between a driver and a conductor? Read funny jokes and get drunk
Funny Jokes: Our health is also good by laughing. If we maintain a pleasant environment, then we do not get many diseases. In today’s lifestyle, most people remain serious and laugh very little. But we are about to put an end to your seriousness because today I have brought some funny jokes for you which will make you laugh on your face. Laughter also develops a positive atmosphere which leads you towards success.
We don’t need any special reason to keep laughing. If a funny joke appears on the screen of your mobile, then you can spend the whole day laughing even thinking about it. Today I am going to tell you some such jokes which will make you tickle the whole day. Also, you can share them with your friends and relatives so that they too will be entertained.
Today’s Funny Jokes
Chintu : Tell all children what is the difference between a driver and a conductor?
Student : There is not much difference Guruji! If the conductor falls asleep then no one’s ticket will be deducted, but if the driver falls asleep then everyone’s ticket will be deducted.
Once the brother-in-law went to his in-laws house, when he saw his sister-in-law, he had some strange thoughts in his mind, so he said one thing to his father-in-law. Listen mummy ji and papa ji, “If rasgulla was available in your house then what was the need to give me dahi bada.”
The patient came to the doctor and said : Doctor, you have written some medicine on the back of my prescription, I am roaming all over the city with this prescription but I am not getting this medicine anywhere.
Doctor : Hey brother, this medicine is not written, I was checking by moving my pen.
The wife said to the husband : I have prepared such a dish for you today, after eating which you will not feel cold.
Husband asked : What made you like this today?
Wife said : Today I have made pakoras of Navratna oil?
Summary
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